Thursday, May 22, 2008

A PSA for the Little Ones You Know

This is a Public Service Announcement that I think you, yes, you, should get your little brother/sister/son/daughter/cousin to watch. It's very informative for them. For all of us. Make sure you watch it with them as well.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Elmo Is Evil

In 1996, Tickle Me Elmo was made. When this occurred, there was public outrage. Okay, not really. More like, people started to believe he was actually the Devil reborn. Most people thought this was a silly idea, until this new version of Elmo (Elmo Knows Your Name) was constructed:

I really hope thousands upon thousands of Elmos scare the living souls out of children. They deserve it. Those little pieces of sh*t.

Monday, February 25, 2008

What To Write?

It's been awhile, I agree. I concur! And I apologize!! It's just that whenever I come up with something I want to write down on here, I go: "Wait a second. This would be a great idea for a video!" I then delete everything and end up sitting here blinking at my computer screen.

So how do we remedy this, you ask? Well, how the frick should I know? But I'm sure I'll come up with something sooner or later. Perhaps I'll draw more and do some Photoshop stuff here. That'd be fun, right?! Anyone? No? Well, screw you.

Hmmm. Maybe I'll just start being serious on here without any hint of humor whatsoever. Wouldn't that be a treat! I'd probably make everyone worry about me. For example: "omg are u ok? u dont sound like urself anymore." F*ck you, bitch. I sound like what I want!

Friday, February 1, 2008

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I actually have no idea if a cannonball bomb is, in fact, more powerful than a stick of dynamite. So if I'm wrong, so be it. No need to freak the F out and correct me at every chance you get, you freakin' nerd.